this is geeky crap!
Matheus. 23 years old.
Found in a computer store and raised by robots.

About me

Television is way ahead of film because it doesn’t feel the need to polarize women. Male writers either want to make women the angel or the whore. Women are more complex than that.

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surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

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siddharthasmama:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This made tear up for real.

And we all know the answer…

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awaken-oh-sleeper:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

YOOOO IM IN THE CAR AND MY MOM LITERALLY JUST TURNED DOWN THE RADIO AND STARTED TELLING ME ABOUT THIS RIGHT WHEN I WAS READING THIS POST AND I JUST

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actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

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